be polkafied

turntechfeatherbrain:

dystopian-dave:

damnthatswhack:

Nicholas Cage as the Star of Everything

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Wow I’d watch these.

oMFG BLACK SWAN xD

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dirktier:

THANK YOU FOR THE 413 FOLLOWERS!!
Here, have a Dirk Strider cosplay giveaway!

One winner will get:
1) A hot Dirk Strider shirt, god damn
2) A Magnum wig from Arda in Ash Blonde (UNSTYLED- because I don’t think that would survive shipping. This is also the wig I use!)
3) A sweet ass pair of coolkid shades
4) Fingerless gloves that are cool or something (?????)

- Don’t have to follow me, but it’s appreciated.
- Likes count.
- MAX REBLOG OF 5 TIMES.
- Tag this as giveaway so it can be tumblr saviored. 

International Shipping is a-ok. 

Ends July 20th, midnight central time.

GOOD LUCK!!!!

Dirktier/Brittany

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saiderp:

WHAT IS THIS?

OH MY, IT’S ANOTHER HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY!

It looks like I finally reached 100 followers!!!

And thus, this giveaway was given life.

WHAT COULD YOU WIN?

1^st PLACE-

                A pair of troll horns, a matching shirt, and ben nye gray makeup!

2^nd PLACE-

                A pair of troll horns with ben nye gray makeup!

3^rd PLACE-

                Ben Nye gray makeup!

RULES-

• You do NOT have to follow me, but if you do you’ll win my unconditional love and it’d be super nice of you.

• Go ahead and like and reblog as many times as you want, just please be respectful of your followers!

•  No side blogs allowed! If I see a side blog dedicated to giveaways you’ll be disqualified
•   Please have your ask open!

• I WILL ship internationally but it will take longer since I need to earn all the money

• No ancestor horns, sorry! Those things are just too gigantic!
• If you’re asking for Tavros horns they will take longer!
• I WILL DO FANTROLL HORNS, but if you are first place you’ll just choose a random trolls shirt instead then!
• If you want the Ben Nye makeup, you can only get ONE. So if you want white and gray for Gamzee you’ll have to choose one, sorry!
• Have fun!

THE WINNERS WILL BE CHOOSEN BY A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR

THE GIVEAWAY WILL END ON JULY 20^TH 

Good Luck! <3

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mrsuperzebra:

*~*~*~*~GIVEAWAY TIME~*~*~*~*

I reached 100 followers last week :D

So thank you, thank you all <3

In honor of this I’ve decided to do a giveaway

That means that you, that’s right, YOU can win 1 (one) God Tier hoodie of your choice, any size, shipped to anywhere you want, all covered by me!!

Here are the rules:

• You do not have to be following me, though a follow would be very nice
• You can like once and reblog once. Seeing dashboards clogged with one giveaway is annoying. One like and one reblog will give you two entries.
• You must have your ask box open so I can contact you when this ends
• This whole thing will end exactly one month from now, on June 15th,12 am. I do hold the right to push this date back, depending on notes and my financial situation.

I’ll keep track of everything and use a random number generator to choose the winner. Thanks for playing, good luck, and have fun!

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fuckyeahsexeducation:

thisthat-and-liberalstuff:

bemusedlybespectacled:

thebeldammightbelistening:

mia-the-wonder-slut:

In honor of Nation Masturbation Month, I’m giving away some free sex toys and accessories!

I will be giving away some of the excess toys I have from EdenFantasys. One person will receive the grand prize including:

- 1 “Pleasure Petals” pink cylindrical vibe
- 1 purple knobbed toy sleeve
- 2 Dental dams
- 1 Silicone Finger Bunny Vibe
- 1 mini H2O Peach flavored lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 condom lollipop
- 1 Single-use packet of toy cleaner
- Variety Pack of Condoms

2 People will receive the second prize for female-bodied people including:

- 1 Adjustable vibrating egg bullet
- 1 single-use packet of lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 Dental dam
- 1 Variety Pack of Condoms

2 people will receive the second prize for male-bodied people, including:

- 1 vibrating cock/toy ring
- 1 single-use packet of lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 “Cum Kleen” wipe (Mango)
- 1 Variety Pack of condoms

To enter to win one of these prizes, you must 1) Follow me, 2) Reblog this, and 3) comment on your reblogged post whether you prefer the male-bodied or female-bodied themed packs. Giveaway winners will be picked on May 31st. Thanks!

*Condom Case color may differ

Female-bodied!

Female-bodied, please!

Female bodied, please and thanks!

I have a vagina! It’s not exactly female but yeah.

female,  bby~ ;D
oh gog, may 31st is my bday, xD